#hob: i love being your friend :) dream: w-we held hands why are you friendzoning me 🥺

[cuubism]

concept where hob is like: sure we are married and we kiss and cuddle and have sex and spend all our time together but he couldn't actually feel that way about me, it's just a friend thing, platonic marriage, it's different for supernatural creatures, we're just pals, besties, mates, he doesn't return my feelings--

meanwhile dream: WE HELD HANDS ONCE AND WE ARE NOW ETERNALLY DEVOTED TO EACH OTHER. I'M OBSESSED WITH YOU AND MY ENTIRE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND YOU NOW, I WILL KILL FOR YOU, I'LL DIE FOR YOU, IF YOU LEAVE ME I'M REDUCING THIS WORLD TO DUST AND THEN I'LL KILL MYSELF. THIS RELATIONSHIP WILL TRANSCEND THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE MY GRASP I'M GOING TO BREAK OPEN YOUR RIBCAGE AND LIVE THERE I'M GOING TO--